After the Rodeo
BAM! Straight out the gate I fuck'n RAGDOLLED that bull! Whole world, sky and dirt whuppin' around in a blur, me hangin' to the rope with one hand, trying to keep my balance with the other and a half ton of ornery leather throwing my butt around underneath.
Even when the timer blasted 8 seconds I tried to hang on a little longer, cuz there's a point where the bull is just about to throw you clear off into the sky .. there it is .. airborne! And that gets me ... (voop!) FURTHEST away from that bull that goddamn piece-a-shit whoooWEEEE! (thud!) That was FLYING! DAMN!
The crowd went nuts, I was as happy as a pig in shit and the bull was .. I do NOT care! I won that cash on style points alone! I leapt to my feet with a big smile on my face, found my hat, knocked the dust off of it and me and waved at everyone, punched the sky with a WHOOOP!!! That ride was wild and I OWNED that fucker!
I accepted my winnings gracious-like – well, as much as possible. I could NOT stop smilin... Read More...
Even when the timer blasted 8 seconds I tried to hang on a little longer, cuz there's a point where the bull is just about to throw you clear off into the sky .. there it is .. airborne! And that gets me ... (voop!) FURTHEST away from that bull that goddamn piece-a-shit whoooWEEEE! (thud!) That was FLYING! DAMN!
The crowd went nuts, I was as happy as a pig in shit and the bull was .. I do NOT care! I won that cash on style points alone! I leapt to my feet with a big smile on my face, found my hat, knocked the dust off of it and me and waved at everyone, punched the sky with a WHOOOP!!! That ride was wild and I OWNED that fucker!
I accepted my winnings gracious-like – well, as much as possible. I could NOT stop smilin... Read More...